Life Tips for the Risk Averse

A few life tips for the risk-averse, things I have picked up along the way that you may find useful:

Assume all car drivers want to kill you when you ride a motorbike
A tractor wants to kill you every second you are around it, even when it’s off – remain conscious and deliberate in your actions
When sliding out of control down a wet hill on a tractor, resist the urge to apply the brakes or jump off – accellerate into the slide to regain traction
Never look up if someone talks to you when you are using a power saw – remain conscious and deliberate in your actions
Treat all electrical wires as if they are live – even if you know you turned the main off
To avoid jarring the wrist when digging in rocky ground always let go of the spade at the last moment
The right tool for the job – a boot is not a tool
Don’t climb fences with a rifle – pass it through the fence first
Don’t piss on electric fences